The Unofficial Legion of Super-Heroes V2/V3 Drinking Game

Drink:

...once when Superboy shows up post-v2 #259: twice when Supergirl shows up; three times when both are around together; chug when Legionnaires tweak Kal by talking about how they know their futures
...once when Dreamy flirts: twice when Thom's around; twice if Dreamy kisses someone that isn't Star Boy; three times when people comment about it; chug if anyone actually flirts back
...once when Blok moves in on the White Witch: once when T-Wolf calls him "pebble head" or variant thereof; twice when the Witch holds Blok's hand or arm; three times when WW's eyes are visible; chug if Blok+WW ever do anything more than above; twice if a team member openly says they can figure out BLOK (other than T-wolf); three times if BLOK says he cannot figure out another persons habits (other Than T-wolf); chug if Blok appears with a nose after he lost it.
...once when the Founding Three talk about being the Founding Three: twice when they talk about retiring/being active again; twice when Graym is "Nose-tweaker Lad"
...once when someone mocks Polar Boy's leadership: twice when another Legionnaire defends him; three times when he seems obsessed
...once when SPs show up: twice when it's a recurring character (Chief Zendak, Gigi Cusimano, Shvaughn Erin, Dvron); three times if there's more than three and neither Shvaughn nor GiGi are among them
...once when Quislet repeats a word "Three! Three! Three!" times: twice when he blows something up by possessing it too long; three times if says "what fun!!" or "boring"; chug when he's modest about something
...once when the Legion's origin is retold: twice when a character's origin is retold; three times if all elements (art, dialogue, etc.) are consistent with another version of same; chug if a reasonable reason is given for any inconsistencies
...once when Legionnaires are in civilian clothes: twice when said civvies don't have some element of their costume incorporated in them; once (post v3 #54) when someone complains about the new Computo/Giffen-issue costumes; once if a Legionnaire complains about their costume; twice if Timber Wolf complains that his itches; chug if a SP shows up OUT of uniform (Zendak, Shvaughn, Cusimano)
...once when the rec room is shown: twice when hologame table isn't being used
...once when Brainy's colder than usual: twice when people comment about it; three times when he's working on a Big Plan; once when he pulls out a new invention; twice when it blows up; chug if it threatens more than a billion lives at once; once if Kara is mentioned; once if Brainy's invention fails to work the way he expected it to.; once if Supergirl displays her feelings for Brainy; twice when Brainy displays his feelings for Kara; three times if he brings up their relationship first
...once when Jacques Foccart speaks French: twice when he ruminates about his purpose as a Legionnaire; chug when a flashback encourages him; once if objects are seen floating around for no logical reason.; twice if the reason is proven to be Jacques in the same issue
...once when Brin's face changes: twice when he talks about being worth billions of credits; chug entire barrel when he actually does something with all that cash; once if he breaks or almost breaks something accidently; twice if it is not in the Lab or Rec room
...once when Sun Boy needles Gim as old and married: twice when someone pours drinks on his head; three times when his scientific abilities are mentioned; twice if takes credit for something he had nothing to do with (ie the weather); three times when he hits on a woman (but only if you really want to get drunk)
...once when Wildfire moons over Dawnstar: twice when Dawny moons over Wildfire; three times when they actually touch one another; twice if any of the above occurs and Drake doesn't go "DAMN!" and then blow up (literally); chug if someone comments or complains about wildfire's mooning or attitude; once if Dawnstar obsesses about wanting a man.; twice if she mentions that once more she will have to prove the worth of her powers to the Legion.; chug if she actually gets a personality.; once if Wildfire and Dawnstar mutually angst about how they can't be a couple since nothing physical could happen between them.
...once when Yera's shown: twice when she doesn't use her shapechanging abilities (besides impersonationg Vi, of course); three times when Gim comments about being married to a woman of a thousand bodies
...once when the time bubble's used: twice when it goes somewhere besides Smallville
...once when Dr. Gym'll treats a Legionnaire: twice when he doesn't gripe about it; chug when his comc book collection appears; chug if he *Doesn't* gripe about his credit voucher for the job
...once if a member of the Legion of Substitute Heroes is shown: twice if more than one appears together; three times if they're out of uniform
...once if a member of the Legion of Super-pets appears: twice when the Space Canine Patrol shows up; finish the keg when you see a phanty cat.

(And of course, for those not of legal drinking age, please substitute milk, Coke, fruit juice, or your non-alcoholic beverage of choice.)

Originally posted by Yeechang Lee [ylee@watsun.cc.columbia.edu]: Updates and suggestions by:; The Flash [x95axj@juliet.stfx.ca]; Laura Goostree [laura1@netcom.com]; Tom Galloway [tyg@valhalla.HQ.ileaf.com]; Gwendolyn Horton [fexhoxxg@lg.ehu.es]; Greg Sheets [m-sheets2@onu.edu]; Daniel J. Williams [djwilli@hpcvlx.cv.hp.com]

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